1st #12: (W)Rapping in Slow Motion

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(W)Rapping in Solution is the twelfth and final song from the album 1st, recorded in 2015 by the band Dave & the Plushies. The key lyric from the song applies “This song makes no sense”.

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Lyrics

Dave the plushies

This song is called
Rapping in slow motion
I like the locomotion
I like to rub the lotion
All over the ocean

I like to play the ukulele
The uku-uku-lele-lele
No no no no no no no no
This song makes no sense

I like to eat my vegetables
And then go fight bulls
I like to go to China
Just to polish my shoe

I like to go to market
And buy me some ham
So I can eat it with my cherry
And blue berry jam for breakfast
For breakfast

This guy is wrapping in slow motion
And when I say wrap
It’s not the rap where you talk fast
He is wrapping up a chicken
Into an awesome chicken wrap
And he’s doin’ it slowly
He’s doin’ it slowly

Uh, yeah, you know my name is Dave
And I like chicken
And if you want to save your food
Don’t let me into the kitchen

I will eat everything
Including the beans
And If you’re wonder how
I can fit in my jeans
I buy new jeans
He buys new jeans

I like to sit in a chair
And polish my hair
I like to go to the forest
And wrestle a bear

I like to play hop scotch
I like to hop
I like to go the shopping centre
Just to shop
Yeah
Yeah

This guy is wrapping in slow motion
And when I say wrap
It’s not the rap where you talk fast
He is wrapping up a chicken
Into an awesome chicken wrap
He’s doin’ it slowly
He’s doin’ it slowly
One time
Yeah, two time

I am a pro with the recorder
I love to keep the order
It’s like playin’ the trumpet
Only a little bit shorter

I am a kung-fu master
Here the dragon, crouching tiger
And if you annoy me
I will go ‘Hey ya’
Hey ya

This guy is rapping in slow motion
And when I say rap
It’s not the rap where you talk fast
He is wrapping up a chicken
Into an awesome chicken wrap
And he’s doin’ it slowly
He’s doin’ it slowly
Dave and the plushies

Say what?